Who hasn't fallen victim to thinking that a piece of "kit" is going to make all the difference in the world? Don't fall for it people.
Production notes: Oh yeah, I totally left in a bunch of plosives (PUH-PUH-Plosive) all over the place. Sometimes I just try to "suppress" them when I sing, with mixed results (like when I totally forget). I need a proper pop filter.
I tried singing the bridge an octave lower, but it didn't feel right for the song. So I decided to go for it even though I hardly ever use my upper range.
I also put in an order for Propellerheads Record earlier today. I'm sure that had nothing to do with writing this song.
If only I could Get that patch Then I could write A sexy 'choon I'd stay at home In my studio Writing so much You'd think I'm a loon Gear lust It's a powerful thing It's my driving force That drives me insane I get my hopes up Every time And yet I still can't write A proper rhyme If only I had a padKONTROL I'd make so many beats You'd think, "She's on a roll" But that wasn't true Even if I had the gall A padKONTROL did not make me a drummer at all [chorus] This This is the thing I must blame Tools You silly fools There's no way it's my brain Hand me my blame list It's my plugins, my patches, my DAW It can't be me no No not at awwwwwwwwwwll